Here's what we've learned this weekend whilst you've been gorging on chocolate:

• The family of a man kidnapped from East London are desperate for news of his welfare.
  
• Pub 'abuse': Islington's Walkabout is being squatted, whilst Hornsey's hostelries are being wee-ed in.
  
• Yeboah the gorilla has died at London Zoo less than 6 months after he arrived.
  
• Prince William is to scour London's museums for a missing Aborigine skull.
  
• A teenager has been left seriously injured following a street brawl in Poplar.
  
• Feeling creative? Design an insect hotel.

Church by Matt from London via the Londonist pool.