• Yearghh! Swab the decks and raise the middenmast. Ye Cutty Sark to be shipshape again.
• Secure the hatch. A a binnacle of landlubbin' lizards hatch at London Zoo.
• Avast! Gorelubber Tarantino visits Wimbledon (scurvy) dog track.
• Fifteen men on a dead-man's chest.
• Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Yearghhh!!

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