We heard it went a bit like this:

Security: Hurry up and...... wait!

Stereophonic: I'm just looking...

Security: Oooh, all handbags and gladrags are we eh?

Stereophonic: Look boyoh, there's the bartender and the thief over there.

Security: Don't step on my old size nines, now.

Stereophonic: Rewind! Have a nice day...

Both: ungainly, mismatched tussle....

Result: Stereophonic 0 - Security 1

Image courtesy of robigouk's Flickrstream.